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minigator:

when people are like “omg i love your curly hair, how do you get it to look like that?”

step one: wash hair

step two: hope for the best

unclefather:

mom: are you high?

me: image

ireallyhatecornnuts:

I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.

(Source: disease-danger-darkness-silence)

seppin:

how come on tv kids always got flat backpacks like when i was in school lifting my backpack was an olympic effort and yall look like u got like two folders n maybe a calculator in there

lindsaylohansmugshot:

once McDonald’s french fries get cold there’s no going back sorry theyre practically inedible

bookphile:

The one thing I love about re-reading my favorite books is the ‘no need to rush’ feeling. You already know everything that happens to your darling babies, the plot, and your otp, so you can savor every detail like a sip of the perfectly brewed tea on chilly sunday morning.